William Faulkner vs. The Ultimate Warrior

Greatest writer of the 20th Century?

exit stage left exit stage right there is no place to run all the fuses in the exit signs have been burned out and there's only one straight and narrow pathway to summer slam and it deals with pain and destruction and recapturing the intercontinental belt you ravishing rick rude will feel that pain feel that power at summer slam as the warriors claw and scratch all over the back of the ultimate warrior and tell me to do what is rightfully right and wrongfully wrong take the intercontinental belt back take it back to parts unknown load the spaceship with the rocketfuel load it with the warriors because after summer slam the belt will be mine

hogan why can you not communicate with me hulk hogan talk to me hulk hogan as if you were talking to the the god you speak of hulk hogan there is nothing covering what i live for hulk hogan i need not the normals to protect me from what i find most comforting the courage of pain and the smell of combat hulk hogan i have hulk hogan injected you with the minimum dosage of poison from the power of the ultimate warrior but the antibodies of hulkamania continue to refuse what the poison can do they turn it away hulk hogan they turn the poison away they fear the dirty they fear the evil hulk hogan i am a representation of all you fear i hulk hogan want you to be the warrior you say you are for I can as the ultimate warrior accept no less give no less to the warriors walk with me hulk hogan to the edge look hulk hogan look into nothingness look beyond your fears as you take that step hulk hogan and make the sacrifice so tight the power the ultimate warrior shall live