A Tragedy (Part 1: Emma)

You might think that a wonderful person such as myself wouldn't have to worry about his hard drive crashing twice in the span of six months. But it did. I lost a huge chunk of my work in the middle of finals. I say "huge chunk" and not "the whole fucking thing" because, strangely, I had a vision of this tragedy and emailed myself an early version. Proof again that I can see the future. Here is a copy of my paper. I like reading it over and seeing my hard work. I promise to start writing again after my hellish week is over.